PP decided that when our favorite epitome of Trolling (Borka) gets a little banged up in a fight against Kromac but makes his Tough check, he makes his already gigantic codpiece bigger. Apparently when Borka goes to make a statement, he goes all out.
But how, you say, could PP make eBorka even better than Borka? I mean, the guy had a spell called Mosh Pit, a feat called Barroom Brawl, could get Stumbling Drunk every turn, and gained Fury when he got licquored up. That's pretty ballsy.
PP raised us... A fucking bear:
Borka loses a limb (looks like, at least - I think the right leg was a casualty of war), so he goes out and gets a bear. BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO WIN MORE FIGHTS.
What's that, old chum? You called Borka a wimp? Borka says MY BEAR EATS YOU.
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